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Liesl's avatar

I have some choice words for that reader who was unexcited to read about a "skinny, blue-haired bisexual" because I just revisited With Love, from Cold World and it was an absolute delight to spend more time with Asa Williamson. They are missing out!

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

lol I also have some choice words because that is such a fucked up thing to say at all, much less TO me

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Liesl's avatar

In the immortal words of Stephanie Tanner: how rude! People can be the worst. Thoughts like these can stay inside your head instead of being shared with others, and definitely not with the author!

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Regina Black's avatar

Fellow ♓️ here. I’m like the Hulk. My superpower is that my feelings stay hurt so I barely notice it anymore.

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

oh wow it must take a LOT of hurt feelings to get there?!?!? because I feel like I've been stocking up for a while?

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Jennie's avatar

Sorry to swear but fuck the people that think it’s okay to tag you in shit and seriously fuck that person who had the audacity to tell you they wouldn’t read Asa. He is a prince. Having art in the public sphere doesn’t give people a right to access you and doesn’t give them a right to be dicks. What do they think is going to come to that?

My god.

I know this wasn’t really the point of this newsletter but worth pointing out! Your books are brilliant and I love your voice in them and I genuinely think you are hilarious. If you need me to beat some people up on your behalf, just say the word. (I know violence is never the answer but geez Louise)

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

lol jeez louise indeed (thank you for the kind words)

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Emerson's avatar

I don’t know the kind of author I’ll be when my books get a chance in the real world but I think it’s a lot like you. Not a bad thing at all, but I can already feel the negative tags and my overthinking about them

I’m curious now, how’d you handle that with your debut? Or a book that was super personal to you?

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

that could be a whole nother newsletter to be honest!

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Emerson's avatar

I’d be so interested to read it if you wanted to write it!

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Sarah Zachrich Jeng's avatar

Flight of the Conchords was such genius. Slowly introducing my daughter to all of my 2000s and 2010s favs and I really hope she doesn't hurt my feelings by disliking it!

And ugh is everything you say here relatable. Since I started publishing (ie having a career I personally deeply identify with) my skin has gotten so much thinner. But thank you for acknowledging the reality and I hope no one tags you in a meh review for at LEAST a week.

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

it's like wow, did not know my skin was THIS thin!!!! but yes once we're ready to introduce Flight of the Conchords to the kids they better like it!!!!!!!!!!!

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Paige Meredith Ray's avatar

Twenty years later (damn i'm old) my Pisces heart is still trying to get the cheap dollar store mascara off after that damn Jewell album...

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

I mean, "Adrian"?!?!?! "Daddy"?!?! fuck me up!

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Mara Williams's avatar

I forgot all about Flight of the Conchords, and now you’ve made my day!! This song would have been so perfect for my kids when they were little but is perfect for me now that they’re teens and hurt my feelings on a daily basis. 😂

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

lol how the tables turn . . . (also I just sent you an email!)

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Cath's avatar

Dang, is this so real. I constantly dread accidentally hurting someone's feelings, probably because mine are so delicate. It's almost a relief when it's something that I can be mad about instead of just sad. (Just the other day my grand boss at work said I didn't do a good job because one of my team did something *the way we had been told to do it* but apparently my grand boss didn't like it. Actually a relief to be mad at the injustice instead of sad that he'd imply I'm bad at my job.)

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

ooooh injustice gets under my skin in an entirely different way

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Sydney Carreno's avatar

I knew I sensed a fellow middle child! As always, I find your words all too relatable, though younger me would have never admitted she even had feelings to hurt (I preferred to hide behind my jokes or anger). The last decade has been a slow process of allowing myself to feel all I’ve avoided feeling, and learning to let those things go, which is hard since I am blessed/cursed with a long memory. Also, like Jermaine, I get offended if nobody compliments the meal!

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

hiding behind jokes??? I don't know her! and meals deserve to be complimented!

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Julie Cook's avatar

C'mon! Who knew so many of us were still thinking about Bret and Jemaine. I listen to Hurt Feelings more-than-weekly because (a) my children deeply feel hurt feelings and it's on their car playlist and (b) nothing else Flight of the Conchords did was so kid-friendly (sigh, I do wish they had more).

Really feeling this week's newsletter. Writers, we're vincible!

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

ha, my kids are teens and we've still had conversations about like . . . it's okay to show them this NOW, right?

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Kristin Lee's avatar

Me reading this like “damn I’m a middle child, child of divorce, my feelings hurt all the time” lmao

I appreciate so deeply the way you put experiences into words. I can’t imagine not taking anything personally! And a lot of times I’m glad to feel so much bc it does make my life so enriched!!! But at what cost??? (My feelings ofc)

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

AT WHAT COST exactly!!! when I put all the feelings into my work I'm like, see, this sensitivity has a purpose, look at what you're creating! and then when I put my work out into the world I'm like nooooooo not the feelings . . .

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Susan Lee's avatar

“I feel like I hurt all the time now in places I didn’t even know could hurt.” …*sobs*…this.

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

light me up like a Christmas tree

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Maggie North's avatar

God I love your fucking newsletter. Also, miss you friend, I have been remiss with the correspondence and I'm not mad <3

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

don't worry, I trust that YOU'RE not mad at me!!!

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Katie Naymon's avatar

Ugh so relatable, so real, and I needed to read this today to feel less alone!

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

let's all have hurt feelings together lol

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Andrew Knott's avatar

gah, this is all so relatable... I felt like we were the same person for a good part of this. Also, that person following up is completely insane. Thanks for being open about it. It helps to know it's not just a weird me thing.

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

definitely not just you!!!

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Laura Piper Lee's avatar

extremely relatable! And I love the Flight of the Conchords, and that song, and now I want to go listen to all of their music all over again. Did you ever get into Garfunkel and Oates? Whenever I'm feeling bad about not reaching the heights of a goal specifically, I have to watch this song of their's specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_JI5cqakIU

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Alicia Thompson's avatar

ohhhhh I love that song

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